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In any sport, there's an element of trash-talking designed to unnerve the opponent and get him thinking about something other than the game at hand. Hockey insults are known as "chirps," and players use the best hockey chirps on ice rinks all across North America. The basic theory behind any kind of trash-talking is that, by disrupting your opponent's concentration and confidence through chirping, you gain a competitive edge that might just help you win. (Not to mention that chirping can be just plain fun, as long as the insults aren't mean or degrading.) Hockey chirps are common from peewee hockey all the way through the NHL, and the funniest chirps are told and retold, just like good jokes.
These days, of course, we are sensitive to any insults based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, and the like, and these kinds of chirps won't be tolerated by refs, coaches, or parents. Aside from the fact that such insults are truly hurtful, a youth or high school player might find himself ejected if a ref hears something objectionable. Plus, your goal isn't to make your opponent so mad that they want to beat you more than anything; instead, you just want to rattle them a bit so they're inside their head instead of focused on their game play.
It should go without saying that chirping at the refs is a recipe for disaster. You're not doing your team any good from the locker room, after being sent off the ice. Just because you hear NHL players doing it doesn't mean it's okay in lower leagues.
The best hockey chirps are witty and poke fun at a player's skills or lack of experience. There's a whole lexicon of insulting names specific to hockey:
Funny hockey chirps are often built around these names—for example: "Hey, Swiffer called. They want their duster back." A skilled chirper will weave in these names in many different and ingenious ways.
The best hockey chirps are invented on the spot, but there are quite a few classics that a player can fall back on:
There are also a few classic goalie chirps, to be aimed at the person between the pipes:
A truly great chirp inspires laughter even in the teammates of the insulted player, making it more frustrating for the target of the insult. Getting the refs to laugh is an even bigger bonus.
It is important to note that if you start chirping on the ice, your opponents will probably retaliate: be prepared for some hockey insults to come your way. Then it's time for a little verbal jiu-jitsu. A great comeback can blunt the effect of a chirp or even turn the tables on the chirper. Just remember that on-ice banter should be in good fun, as much as possible.
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